...I would say more here, but I already had to write journal entries for the trip in order to get credit for it, and I have a pizza that needs to be eaten.
EDIT: Silly quotes and assorted randomness from the trip...
- Little stone Daleks. Yes, apparently the parking area of the hotel we stayed in had these short squat little stone things around the edges that were shaped a bit like Daleks. Oddly, I don't remember seeing them still there when we were leaving... uh-oh. They must've un-statuified like that one in the Pandorica episode.
- Bumper Stickers: "Keep honking, I'm reloading" and "Politicians and diapers need to be changed often, and for the same reason." Both on the same vehicle, too.
- The reason why the bakery is hidden behind the tavern--because its "the secret bakery where they make the bread that the British don't approve of."
- "No butts and snakes." A quote from when we were talking about how the courtroom where the witch trial took place had an apse, which I misheard as "ass" and then "asp."
- "We're not Roman Catholics, we don't torture and burn people..." ...shortly after talking about how the punishment for perjury is to put someone in the stocks and then possibly cut off their ears.
- "It's allowed in the Massachusetts courts!" "This is not Massachusetts!"
- "I doubt Georgia not being able to send representatives, because Jamaica did!"
- "I understand that the cell reception in '79 is pretty bad." (1779, that is.)
- "You're free to explore the property, they're not home."
- "Olde English Bulldogge" (overheard in the street; someone apparently was telling someone that you had to spell the name of the dog breed that way)
- Pineapples: they were everywhere. Apparently a symbol of hospitality; I didn't know that.
- Odd things you see when glancing at someone's "things I'm thankful for" list: Vacuums, tennis shoes, Winnie the Pooh, and... sex!? Wait a second... on a Mormon's thankfulness list? On a non-married Mormon's thankfulness list?? Hmmm...
- "Shrimp Dip Kit with recipe for party shrimp dip -- contains tiny wild cocktail shrimp."
- "HAPPY THANK GIVING"
- "That's the poopdeck. You can take a poop right off the deck."
- "No projectile... we'd like to sink the ferry, but I don't think VDOT would appreciate that."
- "Professor Brotherson convinced both of us to kiss the pig."
- "If you ignite the powder what happens? ...A boom! ...Hopefully..."
- "What belt do you have? It's not one of the light-colored ones, is it?" An older guy, to a little kid showing off his karate skills.
- "A faggot of sweet herbes" -- from a 1607 recipe
- "Who wins?" "The girl!"
- "It's artillery, it's close enough, get out of the way!"
- "Pig bladder: nature's saran-wrap."
- "I did not cook the bladder."
- "Now I've got pig bladder juice all over me."
- "You guys actually eat that stuff?" "...Not really."
- "How many of us have taken the lid off a jar and eaten it?"
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