Random quotes from Craton's hall meeting (and bomb threat!)

"Don't pee on the wall, it's gross."
"You've all been peeing for a long time."
"If you pick your nose in the shower, don't wipe it on the wall, that's gross."
"If you need to know what counts as sex or a sexual relationship, just come and ask me."

Also, we had a bomb threat and all the guys in Craton had to evacuate.  Right now we're sitting in the church parking lot waiting for the SWAT team to search the building for the supposed bomb (if it exists.)  Yeah, SWAT team guys... full gear, bulletproof vests and rifles and everything. They just came pounding on our doors randomly, telling everyone to put some warm clothes on and then evacuate.  I grabbed my laptop and put on a coat... some people didn't bother even put on a coat and are now cold.  And most people seem to have brought their phones, rather than something less boring like a computer... silly teenagers.

Update: Now we've been moved into the SAC (student activity center) and these morons decided to watch freakin' Spongebob, of all things.  Hopefully something halfway-decent comes on at 1 AM.

Update update: They ended up letting us out around 3 AM.  And then didn't cancel classes.  Well, screw that, my 10 AM class is definitely cancelled no matter what the official word is... no way I'm getting up at 8 or 9 in the morning to get ready for classes after not even going to bed until 3:15 or so (and probably not going to sleep until closer to 4:00.)  On a more positive note, I bumped into a bunch of girls that I'd never met before during the lockdown in the gym/SAC and actually had people to talk to (both in person and over Facebook chat) during most of the three hours we were in there.  Including one girl who does not wear shoes... yep, not at all.  I guess she has hobbit feet, but without the hair.

Also, random quotes from the bomb threat!

"Is anybody worried that they'll find something in your room, like R-rated movies or porn or marijuana?"
"They're bringing in a specialized dog with a specialized snout."
"It's over nine thousaaaand!"

(Yes, someone seriously made an "over 9000" joke... obviously not a real DBZ fan or he would've said 8000 instead.  And if you're going to imitate something you heard on the Internet, wouldn't an All Your Base joke have made more sense anyway, since "someone set us up the bomb?")